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Trump and Hillary come to breakfast


Trump and Hillary come to breakfastThe FCC showed the Trump-Hillary debate in the Main Bar over breakfast on Tuesday to a full house. No one lost their breakfast, but it was a close run thing at times. Each debater performed as you might expect: bombast v precision niggling.

Long-time member and shoe fetishist Marty Merz thought it was “cringeworthy in a bigly Trump and Hillary come to breakfastway”. He then trumped the speakers in confusing rhetoric: “Pneumonaultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis sure trumps floccinaucinihilipilification”.

FCC second vice-president and treasurer Tim Huxley nailed it: “If I had just completed a shift on an assembly line in Detroit, Trump’s soundbites in the first half hour on trade and jobs would swing it, but then he got ruffled when it got personal. I did not think either was particularly presidential.”

 

Trump and Hillary come to breakfast Trump and Hillary come to breakfast

 

 

 

 

 

Photos: Tara Joseph

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